I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Weekends should come with a "Do Not Disturb" sign for humans ๐๐ด #ThingFreeZone Related funny posts ๐ค Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends. I be like โcommunication is the keyโ then put my phone on do not disturb. I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb. I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.