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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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"Just remember, it's not the height of the man, but the height of his pizza delivery stack that truly matters πŸ•πŸ˜‚πŸ“"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bio, dating, girlfriend, height, hope, humor, me, profile, put, relationship on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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