Commentary:
Looks like someone's mixing divine inspiration with DM sliding skills! 🙏😅📜
Funny profile quotes
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
Commentary:
"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.
Commentary:
Detecting evil one profile pic at a time—call me Instagran! 😈📸🔍
Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.
Commentary:
Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷♂️📺
Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.
Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"
Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.
Commentary:
🎣💑 "If a guy's dating profile is filled with fish pictures, prepare to be swept off your feet 🐟 They're just showing off their 'catch and carry' skills for the long haul! 😄💍 #FishingForLove"
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales
Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.
Commentary:
"Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. 📱💁♂️ Back in my day, we had to manually type in HTML codes for our MySpace layouts! 😂 #ThrowbackThursday"
Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.
Commentary:
"Just remember, it's not the height of the man, but the height of his pizza delivery stack that truly matters 🍕😂📏"