Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. Heβs probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like heβs me. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! π·οΈππ Related funny posts π€ Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs. Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline. Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything. Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages? I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.