Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes. Commentary:I didn’t see this in the Bible study guide, but I’m definitely interested in the director’s cut. 😂📖🐶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again. Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right? Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
