Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉" Related funny posts 😂 I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. Listen to the birds, not the news. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.” You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.