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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think youโ€™re super busy doing important stuff even when youโ€™re not.

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Itโ€™s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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