Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.” Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂 Related funny posts 😂 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?” I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.