Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying. Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.
