Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. (Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.