Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. (Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.