Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but… Commentary:"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself. Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.
