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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.