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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅

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