Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Preemptive ghosting: the spooky art of vanishing before becoming the vanishee! π»π Related funny posts π€ I didnβt ghost you, I saved you from me. Not going is the new leaving early. I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs. Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy. At the end of the day, itβs the friend that doesnβt take your ghosting phases personally.