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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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