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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆♂️🌀🐱
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Looks like you've graduated from "it's complicated" to "home edition!" 🏡😂❤️
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"Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"
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🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
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Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of
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"Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? 🍪🇰🇵 #FamilyBusinessGoals"
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Trying to change someone's mind on the internet? 🐪 Good luck, you might have better odds getting that camel through a needle! 🪡😅 #OnlineDebates #MissionImpossible
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2020 called; it wants its portal key back, and no thanks, I’m good without the brimstone decor! 🔥😅👹