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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.