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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

99 shares on Discord this month:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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