Can someone come over and take this phone away from me? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a job for the Phone-nappers! π±π΅οΈββοΈπ¨ Related funny posts π€ Welcome to your 50βs, youβll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me outβ¦ I mean, don’t they have thoughts? Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much. Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.