Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Commentary:
“Breaking news: Sources confirm that this post is indeed coming at you from Planet Earth 🌍🚀! And remember, folks, location, location, location – it’s all about that intergalactic privacy 💫👽! Keep ’em guessing, Earthling! 😂”

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