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Mar 29, 2026

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Humorous quote about flexibility, comparing stretching to rolling through a pasta machine.

Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩

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