Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I donโt need yogaโI need to be linguineโd back to life ๐๐๐ฉ Related funny posts ๐ค I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***. A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing. Stretching my back isnโt enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.