Commentary:
When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app 😅🧘♂️📱
Funny meditation quotes
The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.
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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘♂️✨🛋️
Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.
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"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? 🧘♂️🦁"
Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! 🧘♂️🕊️ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more ‘managerial’ than before. 🌟 Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? 🤫💼 #ZenManager"
Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace 💰🧘♂️ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury"
Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
Commentary:
"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"