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🎓 Getting a PhD is like leveling up in life – you become a doctor! But hey, at least your loved ones won’t hesitate to put you in your place when you slip up! It’s all in good fun, right? 😂 #PhDProblems #DoctorDrama

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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