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🎓 Getting a PhD is like leveling up in life – you become a doctor! But hey, at least your loved ones won’t hesitate to put you in your place when you slip up! It’s all in good fun, right? 😂 #PhDProblems #DoctorDrama

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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47 shares on X this month:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

80 shares on X this month:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Trending via Instagram:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Trending via WeChat:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Just landed via Messenger:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Going bananas on X:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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