The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.