The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫 Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them. No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.