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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged glasses, hottest, humor, i, intimacy, place, put, relationship, safe, safety, sex, take on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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