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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.