The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! πŸ¦΅πŸ”œπŸ™ˆ"