Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"
Funny body part quotes
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"
The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"