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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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