Commentary:
Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴
Funny commute quotes
When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.
Commentary:
"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' 😂⏰🚗"
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
Commentary:
Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?
Commentary:
Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍
Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.
Commentary:
"Having a lively debate on your daily drive with your alter ego? 🚗💬 Just making sure you're always getting expert advice from your most trusted passenger! 😄 #soloconvos #morningcommuteantics"
Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.
Commentary:
"No carpool for me, folks! That's reserved for my exclusive angry scream sessions. 😅🚗🗣️ #SorryNotSorry #WorkplaceTherapy"
Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.
Commentary:
"Today's parking dilemma at work felt like a real-life game of musical chairs! 🚗🎶 Seems like my office has a 'no vacancy' sign up – maybe I should try carpooling with the next passing pigeon. 🐦😆"
Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.
Commentary:
When you save money but pay with sanity: welcome to the public transport life! 🚍😅🧠
My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.
Commentary:
I feel you, it's like I'm secretly auditioning for a slow-motion version of The Fast and the Furious 🚦🏎️⏳