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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”
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Commentary:
"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! 😅👶🧴 #MissionImpossible"

TagsTags: baby, candy, childhood, everyday, everyday humor, humor, irony, opposite, parenting, playful, putting, safety, sunscreen, taking, toddler

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