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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.