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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
Funny everyday humor quotes
Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?
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When you find out that your neighbors have been decluttering, not downsizing their trash cans 😂🗑️🚗
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
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"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”
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"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! 😅👶🧴 #MissionImpossible"
When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.
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Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!