Commentary:
Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
Funny ethics quotes
I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
Commentary:
"Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"
You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬"
I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.
Commentary:
I'm just here to provide constructive criticism… in a beautifully wrapped package of sarcasm! 🎁😏
It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.
Commentary:
Why settle for drama-free diamonds when the thrill of human misery adds that extra je ne sais quoi? 😂💎🔍