Funny magnet quotes

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Commentary:
Guess that’s one way to create an *unplugged* performance! 🔌😄🎸

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Commentary:
Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉

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Funny magnet quotes

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?