The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece π¨ππ₯ Related funny posts π Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch. The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.