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  • Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.
  • Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
  • You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.
  • If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.
  • Avocado is just green butter.
  • Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.