There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Commentary:
“Whoever said ‘the more, the merrier’ clearly didn’t have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity”

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