Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.