There is too much money in the world for me to be broke. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"With all this money floating around, my wallet's practicing social distancing! 💸🤣" Related funny posts 😂 My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems. I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow. My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.