There is too much money in the world for me to be broke. Commentary:"With all this money floating around, my wallet's practicing social distancing! 💸🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke. I’m so broke, I owe myself money. If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.