There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?