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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?