They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply. Commentary:"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. π€π§βπ»π" Related Funny Quotes π€ Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I canβt afford to hire me right now. Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry. Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do. Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.