Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
  • “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.
  • 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
  • With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.
  • I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.