Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.