To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? ππΌπ Related Funny Quotes π€ I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder. When I said you had a βserial killer faceβ I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant. Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.