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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.