Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs" Related funny posts 🤝 I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night. Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough. “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me. Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s. That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.