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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
17 Funny miscommunication quotes
A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.
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"She pulled a magic trick: now you see her, now you don’t! 🎩🪄🚪"
Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.
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"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"
My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
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"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
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“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.
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"Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles"
What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.
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Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on "thought mode" but the "reply" button is on airplane mode. 😂✨
My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.
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"Ah, the classic maneuver of unintentional social awkwardness! 🙋♂️🙋♀️ Always keeping on your toes by keeping everyone guessing. Who needs a wave back, anyway? 🤷♂️😄"
So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?
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"Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"
Texting random numbers “It’s done.”
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Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged