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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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"Twitter: where your thoughts can soar freely, but your ego might take a tumble! 🕊️💸 Just remember, the keyboard is mightier than the sword… and sometimes, your balance too! 🤪💻"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, back, bug, cost, flip, humor, media, minutes, money, should, social, social media, tweeting on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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