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  • If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
  • Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.
  • I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.
  • “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.
  • Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.
  • I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?