Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to read a book, but Twitter keeps firing emojis at my brain! πππ€― Related funny posts π€ If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why thereβs such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence. My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart. If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee. Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.