“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴" Related funny posts 🤝 (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good. My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner. Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive. Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”