Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠 Related funny posts 🤝 There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis. I’ve got midlife crises older than you. White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work. I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.