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When life gives you lemons, call them in sick 🍋🤒🏖️
Funny sick day quotes
Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.
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Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.
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Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬