We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you mashed potatoes, it locks the drawer for extra flavor! π₯ππ Related funny posts π€ The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer. We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer. No matter whatβs going on in your life, thereβs some form of potato that can make it better. This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).