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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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72 shares on Slack this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

80 shares on Discord this month:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Live now on YouTube:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Going viral on TikTok:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Spotted on YouTube:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Going viral on Instagram:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Going viral on WeChat:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Breaking via Telegram:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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