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"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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49 shares on Slack this month:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Breaking via WeChat:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Spotted on Messenger:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Trending via Messenger:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Just landed via Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Going viral on Facebook:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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