Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning 40: when the assembly instructions are clearer than your knees! π οΈπͺπ Related funny posts π€ You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too. I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home. Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.