When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the local locksmith is about to become the richest person in town! ๐๐๐ก Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this donโt happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, thatโs all that happens in small towns. When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in. Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth. Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors. I donโt care if itโs clichรฉ, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.