When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the local locksmith is about to become the richest person in town! 🔑😆🏡 Related funny posts 😂 Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns. We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.