When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the local locksmith is about to become the richest person in town! πππ‘ Related Funny Posts π€ Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this donβt happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, thatβs all that happens in small towns. I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blastingβ¦ It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night. I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, βWhoooah, big fella, Iβm not the same person I was last night.β Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked. Idiocracy wasnβt supposed to be a documentary.