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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.