While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! π€·ββοΈππ" Related funny posts π€ Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done. I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes donβt hurt. This isnβt what I wanted. We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.” In terms of wasting time, today was very productive. I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”