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83 shares on Slack this month:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Sane is boring.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Just landed via TikTok:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Spotted on WeChat:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Spotted on X:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Just shared via Discord:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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