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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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2 months ago

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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2 months ago

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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4 weeks ago

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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6 months ago

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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2 months ago

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

75 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Live now on Messenger:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Making waves on WeChat:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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