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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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71 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

71 shares on X this month:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

47 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

Spotted on Slack:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Live now on Facebook:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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