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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!